Will 'Footloose' Make You have to Cut Loose or Lower Your Arms? (And 24 Other Urgent Questions)

On Feb. 17, 1984, a movie referred to as 'Footloose' was released into theaters near people who have been alive in 1984. On March. 14, 2011, a movie referred to as 'Footloose' continues to be released into theaters near individuals who're alive today. Relating to this monumental 27-and-a-little-more-than-half-a-year anniversary in the original, does the earth need a new 'Footloose'? Might be the planet ready for just about any new 'Footloose'? Just like a service, here's an reaction to every question you may have in regards to the new 'Footloose.' Q: Are you currently presently spending so much time? A: Yes, really, on a means to properly assess the new 'Footloose.' Up to now, without results. Q: Are you currently presently punching your card? A: No, I do not have to submit a period of time card to document how lengthy I put in the 'Footloose' screening. Q: Eight several hours? A: 'Footloose' is nowhere near eight several hours extended. Q: That? A: I request myself that every day. Q: Oh, tell me a few things i got? A: Well, you've got a brand-new 'Footloose' movie, which, remarkably, is greatly like the first 'Footloose' movie. I'm speaking relating to this in a great way. Despite similar figures, including Ren McCormack, now carried out by Kenny Wormald. (Also, you've very bad grammar, that's also everything you have.) Q: Does Kenny Wormald hold the feeling? A: I am unsure relating to this, but Kenny Wormald (overpowering the role that Kevin Sausage made famous) does look a little as being a youthful The Actor-kaira Pitt. Q: Does Ren believe time is holding him lower? A: Similar to inside the first film, Ren McCormack moves (from Boston, rather than Chicago) for the small capital of scotland - Bomont after his mother dies. Q: Will Ren hit the ceiling? A: No roofs are hit through the 'Footloose' remake. Q: So he tears within the town? A: Well, Ren is frustrated because, just like the initial film, dancing remains outlawed in Bomont -- that's now in Tennessee rather than an not named western condition. "Tear up" can be a strong approach to word it -- though he's doing search for a basic Riot album. Q: Does he participate in it? A: No, as they finds a vintage 33 LP record, but, oddly, Ren has Quiet Riot's "Metal Health" already on his ipod device device. Q: So awesome? A: Searching back, I'm not really sure Quiet Riot was ever that awesome. But Ren rocks ! as it is 2011 and he's hearing Quiet Riot. Ren also wears an elegant skinny tie to his first day's school in Bomont, that's awesome. It's also just a little pretentious. Also pretentious is the fact Ren is carried out having a guy who's 27-years-old. Q: Does Ren obey every rule? A: Well, similar to most 27-year-old teens, Ren has a bit of the ornery streak. Just like a former gymnast, Ren states "no" to dope -- but does not have problem breaking city noise violations which annoying outlaw on dancing. Q: Does Ren search an easy method lower into any hearts? A: Ren becomes a tad smitten with Ariel (Julianne Hough), who includes some unfortunate baggage: Not only is she the area preacher's (Dennis Quaid) daughter -- whose older brother died in the terrible vehicle accident (proven on-screen this time around around around) which introduced for the town stop on dancing -- she also provides a dick-ant boyfriend named Chuck. Q: And burning... A: Similar to inside the original 'Footloose,' the intense problem of std's aren't addressed. Q: No... burning, yearning for a person to see him... A: He looks too old to become secondary school student? Q: No, that existence ain't passing him by? A: Um... I suppose. I'm speaking about, he's doing become pals getting a classmate named Willard (Miles Teller). A classmate who, when the were reality, wouldn't, be pals with Ren McCormack. Q: I'm trying to show you. A: I'm listening. Q: It'll if he doesn't even try. A: Being fair, Ren does try. I'm speaking about, he even participates a very dangerous bus race around the figure eight style track (rather than very slow moving trucks). Q: Yoooo oh oh ohhhh oh. A: Wait, what? Q: Yoooo oh oh ohhhh oh. A: Are you currently presently in discomfort? You appear like you are in discomfort. Q: First, we have got to inform you around. A: The completely new version of 'Footloose' did turn me around. Honestly, I'd no desire whatsoever to find out this movie, yet, with the finish, I used to be completely aboard. Q: Second, put your foot on the ground. A: It absolutely was difficult to keep my foot on the ground taking into consideration the music inside the film! But which includes a lot associated with the fact a few the first tunes -- Kenny Loggins' 'Footloose' (that's stuck throughout my thoughts at this time around for reasons uknown) and Deniece Williams' 'Let's Participate in it for your Boy' -- are used, which are great to hear again in the theater. Also, we have an appliance cover version of 'Holding Out for just about any Hero' and Ren works his angry warehouse dance for the White-colored Stripes. Q: Third, are in possession of a their hands on your soul. A: I've been thinking about this. Possibly I have no soul -- it's possible -- but against all odds, I really did like the new 'Footloose.' A good deal. Which I hesitate to even think of it as a remake -- it's really an appreciation letter for the original. (Also, I have got a sense I realize how this piece will finish.) Q: Will you change it loose? A: OK, I certainly know where that is going. Q: Everybody cut, everybody cut... everybody cut, everybody cut... everybody cut, everybody cut. Everybody cut footloose! A: Christ. You'll be able to contact Mike Ryan on Twitter. [Top photo: Vital] Where Is It Now: The Cast of 'Footloose' Kevin BaconLori SingerChris PennJohn Lithgow and Dianne WiestSarah Jessica ParkerKenny LogginsDean PitchfordHerbert Ross See All Moviefone Galleries » Follow Moviefone on Twitter Like Moviefone on Facebook RELATED